Merry Christmas, now read the Week 16 power rankings

As the Whos in Whoville awake to find their stash of floofloovers, tartookas, whohoopers, gardookas, trumtookas, slooslunkas, blumbloopas, and whowankas (unless their stuff gets stolen and then returned all broken and bashed and bent by a green thief who’ll be heralded as a hero for returning to the scene of the crime), some of the…